Have You Blissed Out Lately?
Haha…I know I got you. Maybe I could have got you by the you-know-what had I mentioned directly what I meant by blissing out – yeah, I’m talking about the big O-hhhh! Still haven’t got it? Log on to Wikipedia and search by keyword ‘orgasm’ :-)
I know I could have written about Suryanarayan (bloody where did the second wife tapko from???), or Miss-Unconscious-Internalization (I’m not a plagiarist just because I did cut-paste jobs throughout MBA!!!), or the reservation issue (now I don’t friggin care), or the massacre in Doda yesterday, or even the Armenian airliner that crashed into the Black Sea about 21 minutes ago (as I write this)…in fact, I should be writing about it, because it is the thing to do with a blog aspiring to be of note! But there are just too many people writing about the news, and they are doing a much better job than I can ever hope to do. So do please log on to them…although that you will be able to do only in a day or two if you are doing so through Achlandia, as I’m just learning stuff about Blogger and pottering around with links and templates in the temple.
Coming back to the orgasm. Haha…I know I got you again! I’m talking only about the female orgasm here…because hey, whaddya know…I’m a female! And anyway, the male orgasm leaves naught to imagination, so no point discussing it. I actually feel bad for Indian women. Too many of them fake it, not many know what it exactly is, most do not know how to reach it, and few can tell their partners openly about what they want. According to surveys, (let me specify here that I’m not plagiarizing if I pick facts from other sites), only about 25 percent women ALWAYS climax during sex. With the remaining it’s touch-and-go or missed completely. Apparently, compared to the male version, the female O is an ephemeral phenomenon. And oh, 90 percent of men have successful trips to the moon 100 percent of the time!! Another cool observation – the occurrence of climax has nothing to do with successful reproduction for the female, so biology is unable to figure out why women climax at all! Whoa, are you kidding me? So left to pure logic, women don’t need an orgasm???!!! See? Told you logic doesn’t work.
This is not the worst of it! According to Ian Kerner, Ph.D., a certified sex therapist and author of She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman, "many women complain that a single orgasm isn't enough to relieve the buildup of sexual tension," which can leave us with our own "blue balls." Hahahaha! So now you are saying that science cannot figure out why women have an orgasm in the first place, AND also that tripping out once is not enough. Make up your mind, Ma Nature!
Now for the whole sex-love dilemma – the world is divided in its opinion on whether the deed can be done without emotional attachment, or must you be in love with your partner-in-sin! A recent small-scale study at the Netherlands' University of Groningen found that areas in the brain involving fear and emotion are actually deactivated during orgasm. The study does go on to also point out that it is not so if you fake it… :-) However, I’m not sure if that indicates that sex can be detached from the feeling of love and attachment, as the orgasm is merely the culmination of the act. There is as much pleasure to be derived from foreplay and such, as there is from the orgasm. The Goddess regrets that she is not refined enough yet to detach the biological needs from the emotional ones. But science is again confused on this one. During the Oooo-hhhhhhhhhh, the hypothalamus releases extra oxytocin into the system. This oxy-boxy (Gimme a break. You think the Goddess actually even knows what the hypothalamus is?) is also knows as the cuddle-hormone, so that is how she will refer to it. This hormone is known to be correlated directly with the urge to bond, project affection, and protect. According to latest news, it may even be linked with our ability to trust! So now research says that the orgasm is both related and not related to the feeling of love!
So in a nutshell, the female orgasm is just about as confused as the females themselves. Who was it who said, not even God can understand women???
(Achtlandia freely confesses that this post has references from a few good articles floating on the net. However, she has forgotten the links, and will put them up when she remembers. Oh, sorry, when she figures out the linking bit on Blogger. Any assistance is welcome. The Goddess hates to cloud her Inner Eye with these mundane details that must be taken care of. )
I know I could have written about Suryanarayan (bloody where did the second wife tapko from???), or Miss-Unconscious-Internalization (I’m not a plagiarist just because I did cut-paste jobs throughout MBA!!!), or the reservation issue (now I don’t friggin care), or the massacre in Doda yesterday, or even the Armenian airliner that crashed into the Black Sea about 21 minutes ago (as I write this)…in fact, I should be writing about it, because it is the thing to do with a blog aspiring to be of note! But there are just too many people writing about the news, and they are doing a much better job than I can ever hope to do. So do please log on to them…although that you will be able to do only in a day or two if you are doing so through Achlandia, as I’m just learning stuff about Blogger and pottering around with links and templates in the temple.
Coming back to the orgasm. Haha…I know I got you again! I’m talking only about the female orgasm here…because hey, whaddya know…I’m a female! And anyway, the male orgasm leaves naught to imagination, so no point discussing it. I actually feel bad for Indian women. Too many of them fake it, not many know what it exactly is, most do not know how to reach it, and few can tell their partners openly about what they want. According to surveys, (let me specify here that I’m not plagiarizing if I pick facts from other sites), only about 25 percent women ALWAYS climax during sex. With the remaining it’s touch-and-go or missed completely. Apparently, compared to the male version, the female O is an ephemeral phenomenon. And oh, 90 percent of men have successful trips to the moon 100 percent of the time!! Another cool observation – the occurrence of climax has nothing to do with successful reproduction for the female, so biology is unable to figure out why women climax at all! Whoa, are you kidding me? So left to pure logic, women don’t need an orgasm???!!! See? Told you logic doesn’t work.
This is not the worst of it! According to Ian Kerner, Ph.D., a certified sex therapist and author of She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman, "many women complain that a single orgasm isn't enough to relieve the buildup of sexual tension," which can leave us with our own "blue balls." Hahahaha! So now you are saying that science cannot figure out why women have an orgasm in the first place, AND also that tripping out once is not enough. Make up your mind, Ma Nature!
Now for the whole sex-love dilemma – the world is divided in its opinion on whether the deed can be done without emotional attachment, or must you be in love with your partner-in-sin! A recent small-scale study at the Netherlands' University of Groningen found that areas in the brain involving fear and emotion are actually deactivated during orgasm. The study does go on to also point out that it is not so if you fake it… :-) However, I’m not sure if that indicates that sex can be detached from the feeling of love and attachment, as the orgasm is merely the culmination of the act. There is as much pleasure to be derived from foreplay and such, as there is from the orgasm. The Goddess regrets that she is not refined enough yet to detach the biological needs from the emotional ones. But science is again confused on this one. During the Oooo-hhhhhhhhhh, the hypothalamus releases extra oxytocin into the system. This oxy-boxy (Gimme a break. You think the Goddess actually even knows what the hypothalamus is?) is also knows as the cuddle-hormone, so that is how she will refer to it. This hormone is known to be correlated directly with the urge to bond, project affection, and protect. According to latest news, it may even be linked with our ability to trust! So now research says that the orgasm is both related and not related to the feeling of love!
So in a nutshell, the female orgasm is just about as confused as the females themselves. Who was it who said, not even God can understand women???
(Achtlandia freely confesses that this post has references from a few good articles floating on the net. However, she has forgotten the links, and will put them up when she remembers. Oh, sorry, when she figures out the linking bit on Blogger. Any assistance is welcome. The Goddess hates to cloud her Inner Eye with these mundane details that must be taken care of. )
Blessings of Achtlandia @ 10:57 PM
3 Comments:
I bow to thee!
However, i guess one shud not get caught up sooo much into the technical details of it... (all rite, so wat if even God Lies in Details!!?! :)
Just Do It!
Sri
Statistical Mechanics explains it best. It explains entropy as the amount of uncertainity (mixedupness) in a system after its macroscopic properties hv been taken into account. Also sez: "More the Quantum states available to the system, greater the uncertainity (applies to the case in point), the greater the disorder in the system." Tht explains it. Entropy is the culprit. A corollary "Keep Doing it, and the entropy keeps increasing." Dilemma of the highest order, I say...to do or not to do.....
hey there
dunno if you refer to it in this post or another one, but - write exactly what you want to write about, cause you're good at it. never mind the readers.. they'll figure out what's good for them sooner or later :-)
also, poor non-orgasming women. praps we should get a leaflet printed for men - the metrosexual man's guide to being good lovers. hell, if they can get mani-pedis they can bloody well learn some generous-type bedroom moves!
(this is not directed at any men in particular, and especially not at some men i've slept with)
((wow, i sound so slutty!))
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